Subj : Re: Other Ham Radio News
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue Oct 26 2021 21:15:00

Barry,

 DS>   Depends on where his rock is. :P

 BM> In the rain!

Q: If you throw a white stone into the Red Sea, what will it become??
A: Wet.

 BM> Seems like there was a "Stripes" starring Bill Murray.  (Checking:
 BM> yup.)

  I thought so. My favorites of his were "Groundhog Day", and "Caddyshack".

 BM> Yup! A good laugh is sometimes a better than a good psychiatrist.  (Bet
 BM> it would be hard to find a psychiatrist would would have done the
 BM> ornament thing!)

  I saw a post in another echo, where this elderly woman was to have dental
work done. Just before the dentist started, he said "Ma'am, do you know
your fingers are around my testicles??". She replied "Yes...and we're not
going to hurt each other, are we sonny??". Can you say "No Pressure"?? <G>

 BM> You should go out some night and check things out: see (literally) how
 BM> the street light appears, a semi-distant lit window, the Moon.  View
 BM> with both eyes, then left, then right.  I'm thinking the foggyness
 BM> might be due to the brain mixing the signals for stereoscopic vision
 BM> and not realizing it's just one eye.  Knowing that still would be a
 BM> good idea to be cautious!  Also, don't look directly at the on-coming
 BM> headlights but look "to the right" of them.  You'll still see the car
 BM> in your peripheral vision,  I'm not sure of exactly where to look as
 BM> I've done since learning to drive but guessing the other side of your
 BM> lane.

  The eye doctor didn't note that, but said it was "a film on the lens",
which develops after cataract surgery. Regardless, I'm not going out at
night until after the surgery (maybe never again), and with the time
change a week from Sunday, it'll be dark earlier.

 BM> Give him a consolidation prize of ABC Gum!

  A Big...never mind. <G>

 BM> Those can be fun! Especially if purchase a extended period pass
 BM> allowing you to hop on and off to explore for free.

  I had purchased "A Day Pass", so I could ride as often as I wanted.

 BM> Cue "Come a Little Bit Closer" (Jay and the Americans), mix with
 BM> something from _Twilight Zone_, maybe a dash of _Bizarre Murders_....

  You're always so full of good news. :P

Daryl

.... WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!
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