Subj : Re: Spammers And More To : Barry Martin From : Daryl Stout Date : Sat Nov 27 2021 01:49:00 Barry, BM> On the station I usually watch for news they have about a five second BM> delay. I think of a T-Shirt I saw once: "Sarcastic Comment Coming in 3...2...1..." BM> the slider, we put a stop down. They slide down the chimney -- wait, BM> that's Santa. We want him! As long as it's not The Grinch...but I have to admit, Boris Karloff did a great rendition of that. BM> "Hey Martha, those sound and visual effects are really realistic!!" Pretty much. BM> Yes, some shops one can feel the attitude, and some times it's a good BM> one and sometimes not. It's a shame...the first few reps were nice as pie, but the last few were real buttholes. :P BM> As for the arthritis I'm thinking "a little dab will do ya". No, not BM> grease to slicken the joints but do a little cleaning at a time: vacuum BM> just the Living Room one day, the bedroom the next, etc. Do a small BM> bit at a time to avoid tiring yourself out, Kitchen and bathroom might BM> need more often so do in the morning, take a few hour break, then the BM> Living Room/whatever room. If it's the thought that counts, my place should be immaculate. Hmmmm... sounds like a good tagline. BM> (Assuming the checkbook ledger, not the carbonless copies.) I print BM> the entry and use every other line. I can either pay online, write a check, or use a debit card...whichever is easier. I have check printing software, and I ordered a special printer, but I could not figure out how to set it up. The directions were pictorial in nature, but no text. So, I wasted $230 on that special printer. BM> Great. :( Would be nice if the return signified a retracing: return BM> of the symptom on the return path to health. Now, it's the other end that's bothering me...a real PITA, if you know what I mean. BM> Those migranes are from metal or plastic toxicity from licking the BM> frames!! I wonder if I should let my friend's dachshund lick them?? :P DS> If the dog flips you off, you've really got problems. :P BM> Time to take the dog to Manners School! Dog flunks obedience school...claims kid ate his homework. BM> Though sometimes that "can't" seems more like "shouldn't". To The Post Office: "DO NOT BEND" is NOT a challenge. :P DS> As the song by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet note, "It's 5:00 DS> somewhere". BM> I'll drink to that! There was an older ham radio operator in the area years ago (he has since passed on), but he always would say "I'll Drink To That!!". So, they created an early morning net called the "I'll Drink To That Net". The funny part though, was that it was originally just males (ham radio is a male dominated hobby), but the moment a female ham radio operator showed up, it was like flipping a light switch. The tone of the entire net changed. BM> ... Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. Watch it there, Mac. Or maybe we should see if John Cameron Swaze is in the house?? Daryl .... Why's the third hand on the watch called the second hand? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (454:1/33) .