Subj : Re: Is this thing on?
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed May 12 2021 19:03:00

Barry,

 BM> According to this map... ah heck, I'm holding it upside down!
 DS>   Actually, the way you are supposed to weigh yourself is lying
 DS> on your back, then holding the scale up with your feet. <G>

 BM> Well, as that's sort of the way I roll around to try to squish up
 BM> enough to get my socks on may as well weigh myself after that bit of
 BM> exercise!

  Morning exercise: Up!! Down!! Up!! Down!! Up Down!!

  Now, the other eyelid!! Up!! Down!! Up!! Down!! Up Down!!

 BM> ... The insurace guy to Adam & Eve: I see you're not covered.

  This preacher was doing a sermon and he had leaves in pages in his
Bible, to mark pages he wanted to go to. Well, he was doing one on
a supposed discussion between Adam and Eve, and when he went to turn
the page, one of his "bookmarks" was gone.

  He repeatedly said "So, Adam said to Eve...", as he motions for one
of the deacons to come up to the pulpit. Unfortunately, the mic was
still on, and after another "So, Adam said to Eve...", the whisper to
the deacon was "there seems to be a leaf missing". <G>

  Or the meme where Eve is supposedly eating a salad, and Adam says
"That's my laundry!!" :P

Daryl

.... Deja Boo Boo: A feeling you've messed this up before.
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