Subj : Re: Is this thing on?
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed May 12 2021 20:02:00

Barry,

 KM> Why is there snow in my living room??

 BM> That's not snow, that's dust!  ..."Spring cleaning" means a thorough
 BM> cleaning, not just the one time of year to clean.

Wife: "What's On The TV??"
Husband" "Dust".

  And, that's how the fight started. <G>

 KM> Pesky lawn furniture....

 BM> If you lived in the Tornado Belt you wouldn't have that problem: blows
 BM> away!  ...The good news is while the old furniture blows away new
 BM> furniture blows in!

  That's one way to not go shopping for it...the stores may be gone,
anyway. :P

 BM> hadn't been mowed in ages; Dad had to buy a scythe to cut it down.

  I bought a simple push mower at Lowe's for around $110. The hardest part
was I had to get help to get the handle on. But, there's little needed
maintenance to it, and no gas, oil, or electricity to worry about with it.

 BM> Lucy ends up mowing along the highway almost to the next state.

  Reminds me of the joke where the 2 blondes were traveling and saw a
sign "Clean Restrooms Ahead". No telling how many sinks and toilets they
cleaned over the next 50 miles. :P

 BM> It looks nice when all the cables are the same colour but being all the
 BM> same colour makes following a particular lead a bit of a problem!  ...I
 BM> have most of my cables labelled: some fell off, some I'm not sure what
 BM> they go to but the LED on the hub's front panel is lit so connects to
 BM> something live.  (I'm talking about my Ethernet but for a had several
 BM> USB hubs with all that spaghetti.)

  A cluttered computer room is a sign of genius. :P

 BM> ... I changed my password to "Alcatraz" - Now my escape key doesn't work.

  Escape?? I didn't know I was trapped.

Daryl

.... "640K of RAM ought to be enough for anybody." -Bill Gates
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