Subj : I'm being slammed by thes
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sat Nov 28 2020 07:03:00

Barry,

 BM> But Daryl: you could have had your 15 Minutes of Fame and been on the
 BM> news for causing that traffic jam!  ...And could have pumped a gallon
 BM> or two at Valero, more than ebough to get you to Kroger.

  But, I might have been without transportation for a long time. Now, if
weather is an issue and I can't get out (flooding, snow, ice, etc.), that's
another matter.

  Besides, I have one crack in my butt...I don't need another one by
falling on the ice. <G>

 BM> In my case no where near the two downtowns, but still a lot of traffic
 BM> even during off-peak times.

  As I've said before...only in America, we rush to beat the:

1) Traffic lights at intersections
2) Trains at railroad crossings
3) Boats at draw bridges

  But, we'll stand patiently for 3 hours on the golf course.

 DS>   A light seafood diet. When it gets light, and you see food, you
 DS> start eating. <G>

 BM> So that's why they put that light inside the refrigerator!

  That's so you grab the KY-Jelly for being intimate instead of the
Vicks VapoRub. :P

 BM> ... Has anyone told you you're beautiful today?
 BM> No.
 BM> There's always tomorrow.

  The weather is here...wish you were beautiful. <g,d,r>

Daryl

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