Subj : Re: Eat Sh*t and Die
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Thu Oct 08 2020 22:36:00

Barry,

 DS>   The beauty of punny jokes is not only in the groan of the
 DS> recipient... but when you never see the punchline coming. :)

 BM> Must have had two artificial eyes!

  Possibly. The late Clive Cussler told of an experience when he
was playing football. It was the last game of the season, and he
was third string. The crowd starts chanting "We Want Cussler!! We
Want Cussler!!".

  So, the Coach says "Cussler!! Get Over Here!!". Thinking this is
his big chance, he puts his helmet on, runs to him, and says "Yes,
Coach??"...and is told "Go up there, and see what they want!!" <G>.

 DS> ... What are turkeys thankful for?? Vegeterians.

 BM> I'm hoping they show the Tofu Turkey episode of _Everybody Loves
 BM> Raymond_!

  TOFU: The Other Foul Up?? :P

Daryl

.... How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
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