Subj : Eat Sh*t and Die
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Tue Oct 06 2020 10:19:00


Hi Daryl!

 DS>   I just have to be careful when I cough or sneeze, so I don't
 DS> spit them out of my mouth. :P
 BM> Not that you're in the market but wouldn't work for dating; thinking of
 BM> the joke about the woman with the artificial eye that popped out: "you
 BM> just caught my eye"!
 DS>   Yeah, I remember that one. <G>
 DS>   The beauty of punny jokes is not only in the groan of the
 DS> recipient... but when you never see the punchline coming. :)

Must have had two artificial eyes!


 DS> ... What are turkeys thankful for?? Vegeterians.
 
I'm hoping they show the Tofu Turkey episode of _Everybody Loves 
Raymond_!

 
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