Subj : Eat Sh*t and Die
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Tue Sep 29 2020 07:55:00


Hi Daryl!

 DS> Corn and chewing gum do not digest...you can literally see them
 DS> in your stool.
 BM> Anyone else thinking "don't have gas!" when read the chewing gum part?!
 BM> (Would have been better with 'bubble gum'!)
 DS>   Apparently, it's for ALL gum. But, I haven't had it in years,
 DS> as it, like caramel, pulls my dentures out of my mouth. They fit
 DS> so perfectly, that I haven't needed a single drop of adhesive
 DS> (Fixodent, Poli-Grip, etc.) since I first had them, and I think
 DS> these may be over 10 years old now!!

That's surprising!  Not really a topic of conversation but seems most
people with dentures have to use their 'glue'.  As for gum, I don't chew
any because I take a few bites and swallow.


 DS>   At least I'm not working in the medical facilities that have to
 DS> analyze excremental samples. :P

Wonder which job is classified as 'worse': that one or the one where
'each rectal thermometer has been individually tested'?!


 
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