Subj : Re: Fiber Optic Update To : Barry Martin From : Daryl Stout Date : Mon Aug 31 2020 13:56:00 Barry, BM> Sounds like she had learned not to use the scientific language on BM> patients: "urinate" "I thought I was in Exam Room 7!". DS> It took me a minute to get that pun. :P BM> You're getting faster!! I'm not slow, and I'm not fast, but I'm half fast. DS> When they set me up for the bladder stone removal surgery, they DS> put me in the stirrups, and lubricated the groin area with a VERY DS> COLD anti-bacterial solution!! I don't know which one would make DS> me want to pee more. :P BM> So which one was it?! I've heard putting ones hand in warm water, or with that cold, wet solution, will do the job. But, obviously, you don't need to risk infection. Yet, it's cold enough to hang meet in those procedure areas!! DS> Did you see the story where the guy was driving his Tesla, and DS> was watching a movie on his smartphone?? He ended up rear ending DS> a parked police car!! :P BM> So did he ever see the ending of the movie? The story didn't say that...he might have forgotten about it. :P BM> ...Not quite that bad but years ago there was district manager who BM> drove off the highway because he was trying to do paperwork while BM> driving. Oh, good grief. I try NOT to talk on the cellphone while driving. If a call comes in, I try to pull off into a parking lot, to complete the call. And, I obviously don't text and drive...but I swig at stoplights... that's the way it is when you eat and drink on the run. :P DS> My taste buds must be overly sensitive. BM> Might be the combination of tomato and some other seasoning you have a BM> 'spicy!!' reaction to. Not sure. Years ago, when the doctor told me I had to watch what I ate, I said "I do...from the plate to the mouth"...he didn't like my answer. DS> I would say so. I can just see the people believing one can be DS> reincarnated as a toilet. :P BM> Misreading of John 14:15 as "If you love me, keep my commodes"? LOL!! That's like the goof with a verse in 1 John 4:18, versus John 4:18. 1 John 4:18 - "True love casts out all fear". John 4:18 - "You've had 5 husbands, and the one you're with now, is not your husband". The Bible verse was to go on a wedding cake, and the "1" was left out by the bakery!! Along that line, this item will cause a woman to lose weight...wedding cake...unless she gets pregnant. And, along that line, my wife was the only woman I ever had sex with...so, I didn't have to worry about STD's (we were both virgins, rare in this day and age)...and we were in our 40's when we "got frisky". I had told others that I was still a virgin, and they couldn't believe it. When I got back from work after the wedding and the honeymoon, one employee (who was living with this girl, and already had a kid by her) asked me if I was still a virgin. I looked at him, dead in the eye, and said "I'm married...what do you think??". When I told my boss that, I thought he was going to spit his teeth out of his mouth!! It's like he thinks the newly married couple plays tiddlywinks (he winks at her tiddlys) on the first night together. Want to try again on your guess?? BM> ... The lioness ate the Hungarian. The Czech is in the male. DS> Break out the beano. BM> Darn child-proof caps! No kidding. I have to get these items to get the lids off some cans, jars, etc. I prefer the pull tops myself. Daryl .... What do you mean my birth certificate expired?? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33) .