Subj : Re: Fiber Optic Update To : Barry Martin From : Daryl Stout Date : Fri Aug 28 2020 22:49:00 Barry, DS> We did go in for a pregancy check on her...and the physician, a DS> black female (sweet lady, but a nut ), asked her "Did you DS> whizz??". I about fell out of the chair laughing. BM> Sounds like she had learned not to use the scientific language on BM> patients: "urinate" "I thought I was in Exam Room 7!". It took me a minute to get that pun. :P DS> When she was doing a pelvic exam on my wife, my wife was DS> complaining that "my butt is about to fall off the table", and DS> was reassured that she wasn't going to fall off, even though it DS> felt like it. BM> I remember when being strapped to the strecher being carried to the BM> ambulance it felt like I was going to fall off. When they set me up for the bladder stone removal surgery, they put me in the stirrups, and lubricated the groin area with a VERY COLD anti-bacterial solution!! I don't know which one would make me want to pee more. :P DS> I made a smart-@$$ remark, and my wife looked at me, and DS> growled "Keep that up, and you're next!!". The doctor looked at DS> me, and she said "She's right, you know!!". My head went back DS> into the magazine I was reading. BM> Smart man! I had a brother...I didn't know it took "forever" for women to get ready, etc. BM> Paying attention while driving is a good idea! And greasy fingers plus BM> steering wheel aren't a good combination. Did you see the story where the guy was driving his Tesla, and was watching a movie on his smartphone?? He ended up rear ending a parked police car!! :P BM> Hmm: I don't recall Taco Bell food being all that hot/spicy. OTOH BM> don't order anything super-spicy as IMO spicyness/hotness should be a BM> flavour enhancement, not a competition. My taste buds must be overly sensitive. DS> Years ago, there was a mixup at a chemical plant in Fordyce, a DS> community in southern Arkansas. An employee accidentally switched DS> the chemical line to the water line, and toilets were literally DS> exploding and catching fire, when flushed. To which, a female DS> employee at my workplace remarked "I guess they got tired of DS> being [peed] and [pooped] in!!". BM> Paybacks are hell! I would say so. I can just see the people believing one can be reincarnated as a toilet. :P BM> ... The lioness ate the Hungarian. The Czech is in the male. Break out the beano. Daryl .... Veni, Veci, Wee Wee - I came, I saw, I have to go potty. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33) .