Subj : rats To : Daryl Stout From : Barry Martin Date : Mon Aug 24 2020 07:49:00 Hi Daryl! DS> That described the lesson learned by the blonde on the first DS> day of winter. It was the last class just before the Christmas DS> break...and she was initially thrilled that "it was the shortest DS> day of the year"... but, she was crushed when found out it was in DS> daylight hours. BM> It's those darned little details! DS> It's like when I was at the National Square Dance Convention in DS> Houston back in 1987. One of the married ladies from my club DS> (she, her husband, and I, were good friends, always razzing each DS> other, and pulling each others chain ), was there, along with DS> her husband, and both of her kids danced as well. Being single, I DS> was looking for a dance partner, and I walked up to her, and DS> asked "Are you looking for a man??". I should have added the DS> words "to dance with". She grinned wryly, looked at me, winked, DS> and said "Always!!". I blushed big time!! :P Details, details!! DS> She used to work in local ER's, and always razzed me that "if DS> you don't use a certain part of your body, it'll fall off" (you DS> can guess what she was referring to ). Boy, I've got news for DS> her . However (this may be TMI), when I asked about "a small DS> member", the doctor said "that's because you have a fat belly!!". DS> Talk about a punch to the gut...but I said "I have to have a shed DS> for my tool!!" :P All sounds perfectly logical! DS> I'm also reminded of the joke where Momma is potty training her DS> young daughter, and telling her "always look for the longer DS> name...WOMEN versus MEN...on the restroom door". Darn exceptions to the rule! DS> This was 60 DS> years ago, when you didn't have to worry about pedophiles, etc. DS> at the interstate highway rest stops. I don't know about "didn't have to worry about" but certainly seemed not to be as great a concern then as now. Seemed to be more 'stranger danger': be wary of people you don't know. DS> As an aside, when you don't have to go potty, there are toilets DS> and restrooms everywhere. But, when you're in the middle of DS> nowhere, with not a toilet or tree to be had, nature calls (it DS> never fails!!). Seems toilet facilities like to play hide and go seek. ¯ BarryMartin3@ ® ¯ @MyMetronet.NET ® .... Mommy Dearest:Don't put that in your mouth,you don't know where has been --- MultiMail/Win32 v0.47 þ wcECHO 4.2 ÷ ILink: The Safe BBS þ Bettendorf, IA --- QScan/PCB v1.20a / 01-0462 * Origin: ILink: CFBBS | cfbbs.no-ip.com | 856-933-7096 (454:1/1) .