Subj : Various Things To : Daryl Stout From : Barry Martin Date : Mon Aug 24 2020 07:49:00 Hi Daryl! DS> Since we can't do sound effects in the "text messages", I found DS> the deal on YouTube. It wasn't the Peter Gunn theme, but this it: DS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH3rqNBo1ew BM> I could see how that could have been brought back from a dusty memory BM> as the Peter Gunn Theme. DS> I wonder where the little booger got gas for his car...since he DS> did save a bunch of money on his car insurance. If he's smart he would have gotten his gas at a low price with other savings like those with grocery store ponts! DS> Or "An overnight blizzard is God saying 'Take Today Off From DS> Work'" . BM> As so the Devil created telecommuting to work! DS> Or in "The Fat Bible" where God creates all these healthy and DS> nutritious foods, Satan basically says "Forget nutrition!! Bring DS> on the luscious fat!!". So, man is sitting on the couch, eating DS> junk food to the max, and has a massive heart attack. So, God DS> created quadruple bypass surgery...and Satan created HMO's. Must have been an undesireable human if both are trying to keep on Earth! DS> ... Digital watch owners, your days are numbered! That reminded me: at the store I wore an analog watch -- bring up the arm, glance at the time, done. No buttons to push. Would get asked what time it was and I soon learned most had no concept of 'quarter of' and the like, so had to say "8:45". Then for some reason that also created a problem, as did "8:10" and even "8:05"; the 'marker' times (where the clock digits are or would be) seemed not be be giving a sense of accuracy like a digital display would, even though both analog and digital times have "8:15". Ended up learning to lie a bit: if really-truely 8:15 would say '8:16' and never be questioned like I had been with '8:15'. ¯ BarryMartin3@ ® ¯ @MyMetronet.NET ® .... Q: How long does take to put on a pair of underwear? A: A brief second. --- MultiMail/Win32 v0.47 þ wcECHO 4.2 ÷ ILink: The Safe BBS þ Bettendorf, IA --- QScan/PCB v1.20a / 01-0462 * Origin: ILink: CFBBS | cfbbs.no-ip.com | 856-933-7096 (454:1/1) .