Subj : Re: weather To : Barry Martin From : Daryl Stout Date : Fri Jul 10 2020 09:49:00 Barry, BM> Well since it does say 'weather' up there (or at least it did on my BM> other screen!) they are reporting today (July 8) is going to be the BM> hottest so far this year with temperatures in the mid-90's but the BM> humidity waaay up there and heat index approaching 110ø. (Just wait BM> until later this Summer!) I kept the topic the same. Our hottest part of the year isn't for another 5 weeks at least. South Arkansas is under a Heat Advisory today, and more are likely in the coming days for more of the state...including Excessive Heat Watches And Warnings. DS> This guy wanted to sets of tickets...one for himself and one DS> for his luggage, to make sure they don't get sent to different DS> places. When the airline ticket agent said that they don't do DS> that, the man replied "You did that to me last time!!". BM> I wonder if they can share the Flight Mileage Points?! But, it'd be the bags that got the free trip. :P DS> Thank God for levelized billing on the electric and DS> gas...that'll be especially true when I can get that generator. BM> Yes, LIS we have the Budget Plan (levelizing billing) also and makes it BM> a lot easier to pay, plus don't have the fear of clicking the BM> thermostat up or down a degree or two if getting unusually cold or hot. You wouldn't think that would make that much of a difference. I keep thinking of the editorial cartoon, where the weather outside is just delightful, and the couple is not running the air conditioner or the heater. The staff from the electric and gas companies come to their door, begging them to use some stuff. DS> Or like the guy who was pulled over by the State Trooper, and DS> he told the officer that he always wore his seat belt. To which, DS> the officer asked "Do you always weave it through the steering DS> wheel like that??". BM> Details, details! Always. Sort of like the time I asked to this woman I knew at a square dance festival, if she was looking for a man. I should have added "to dance with"...but didn't. She looked at me, winked, grinned, and said "Always".... :P BM> Not Quites: people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums. DS> That's why you have to be quiet in church...people are DS> sleeping. BM> It's not sleeping but subliminally absorbing of the lecture material! Works for me. DS> That's like the joke of a guy at the end of the pew, snoring DS> away blissfully during the sermon. His wife repeatedly nudges DS> him, trying to wake him up. Finally, she nudges him so hard, it DS> knocks him out of the pew into the aisle. When asked if he was DS> OK, the man said "Hit me again. I can still hear him". BM> Whack him in the ears! Knock the wax loose!! Daryl .... Do infants enjoy infancy, as adults enjoy adultery? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33) .