Subj : And More Various Things
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Thu Jun 25 2020 12:19:00

Barry,

 DS>   From the Jeff Dunham skit with Peanut and Jose' Jalapeno:
 DS> Jose: Purple bastard.
 DS> Peanut: Mexican Condiment.
 DS> Jeff: A condiment.
 DS> Jose: I do not use them.
 DS> Peanut: You don't??
 DS> Jose: And, neither did your mother.
 DS> <ZING!>

 BM> Say good night Gracie!

  Good night, Gracie. <G>

  I loved watching George Burns and Gracie Allen. The one I remember
most was where Gracie was talking to the IRS agent. She asks him if
members of Congress are considered "dependents". When the IRS agent
said yes, Gracie asked "Can we deduct them??!!" <BG>

  The look on the faces of George Burns, and the IRS agent was
absolutely priceless!! :D 

 BM> A smart man covers his ass.
 BM> A wise man leaves his pants on.

  A naked man lets it all hang out. <G>

Daryl

.... Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times, I let her sleep.
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