Subj : And More Various Things
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Tue Jun 23 2020 08:35:00


Hi Daryl!

 BM> Police go in, we stay outside and away.  Police find the culprit: a
 BM> bunch of balloons tied to a lawn mower display!!  The HVAC had turned
 BM> on shortly before we were scheduled to go in and the air movement was
 BM> blowing the balloons, setting off the motion detector!!
 DS>   That happened here once. My brother had bought my Mom some
 DS> helium filled balloons...that moved in front of the sensor, and
 DS> set it off. I nearly ended up getting shot by the police...I was
 DS> so mad at him.

But it's the thought that counts!


 BM> But I put my reading glasses on -- my second eyeballs.  Didn't help!
 DS>   Maybe you need eyes in the back of your head. :P

By the way some people wear their sunglasses,,,,   I suppose either more
comfortable or don't fall or/slide down.


 BM> 'Relish' has already been used....  I can't think of anything that
 BM> would make sense.

 DS>   From the Jeff Dunham skit with Peanut and Jose' Jalapeno:
 DS> Jose: Purple bastard.
 DS> Peanut: Mexican Condiment.
 DS> Jeff: A condiment.
 DS> Jose: I do not use them.
 DS> Peanut: You don't??
 DS> Jose: And, neither did your mother.
 DS> <ZING!>

Say good night Gracie!


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