Subj : Re: Birthdays To : Daryl Stout From : Nancy Backus Date : Sat Jan 18 2020 21:49:54 -=> Quoting Daryl Stout to NANCY BACKUS on 12-Jan-2020 00:40 <=- NB>> And best to take one's diuretics at home when one can stay put for a NB>> while in any case.... ;) DS> Especially after that last bladder surgery. They gave me a massive DS> dose of Lasix, and 10 pitchers of ice water. I'll give you 3 guesses DS> what I was doing every 5 minutes for the next 12 hours, and the first DS> 2 don't count. :P That P looks appropriate... DS>> But, you get out in the middle of nowhere, and nature calls...and DS>> there's not even a tree to be found to hide behind. NB>> Just be thankful you aren't a woman... ;) DS> The late Richard Pryor, in one of his routines, illustrated that DS> "the woman can cut the flow of urine off in a heartbeat"...such as DS> being scared of a warning of a bear approaching. The man, on the other DS> hand, is dribbling urine all over the place, trying to get his member DS> back in his pants, looking like a fool. Nice routine... but I've known plenty of women that can't cut off the flow like that, even if they have done plenty of Kegel exercises... ;) DS> It reminds me of the joke where the mother and her young daughter DS> are traveling on vacation, and stopping at Interstate Highway Rest DS> Areas (this was LONG BEFORE you had to worry about predators, perverts, DS> etc. at these places). DS> Momma instructed her daughter to "look for the restroom with the DS> LONGER NAME -- and it was usually "WOMEN" and "MEN". DS> Well, they're traveling, and after stopping off for a picnic lunch, DS> her daughter has "to go potty" before they leave. She remembers DS> Momma's advice...but the signs note "LADIES" and "GENTLEMEN" -- guess DS> which one is longer?? DS> Well, the little girl innocently walks in there, and sees a little DS> boy, naked as a jaybird, in front of the urinal, and asks him "What DS> are you doing??", and spying his "member", asks "What have you got DS> there??". DS> The boy explains it to her, and the little girl replies "Boy!! DS> That's a handy thing to have along at picnics"!! DS> I would've liked to seen the look on Momma's face when she told her . Maybe she was smart enough not to mention it... ;) ttyl neb .... The pinata smiled, not realizing kids would beat him with a stick. --- EzyBlueWave V3.00 01FB001F * Origin: Tiny's BBS - http://www.tinysbbs.com (454:1/452) .