Subj : Re: Birthdays
To   : NANCY BACKUS
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Jan 12 2020 00:40:00

Nancy,

NB>And best to take one's diuretics at home when one can stay put for a
NB>while in any case.... ;)

  Especially after that last bladder surgery. They gave me a massive
dose of Lasix, and 10 pitchers of ice water. I'll give you 3 guesses
what I was doing every 5 minutes for the next 12 hours, and the first 2
don't count. :P

NB> DS> But, you get out in the middle of nowhere, and nature calls...and
NB> DS> there's not even a tree to be found to hide behind.

NB>Just be thankful you aren't a woman... ;)

  The late Richard Pryor, in one of his routines, illustrated that "the
woman can cut the flow of urine off in a heartbeat"...such as being
scared of a warning of a bear approaching. The man, on the other hand,
is dribbling urine all over the place, trying to get his member back in
his pants, looking like a fool.

  It reminds me of the joke where the mother and her young daughter are
traveling on vacation, and stopping at Interstate Highway Rest Areas
(this was LONG BEFORE you had to worry about predators, perverts, etc.
at these places).

  Momma instructed her daughter to "look for the restroom with the
LONGER NAME -- and it was usually "WOMEN" and "MEN".

  Well, they're traveling, and after stopping off for a picnic lunch,
her daughter has "to go potty" before they leave. She remembers Momma's
advice...but the signs note "LADIES" and "GENTLEMEN" -- guess which one
is longer?? <BG>

  Well, the little girl innocently walks in there, and sees a little
boy, naked as a jaybird, in front of the urinal, and asks him "What are
you doing??", and spying his "member", asks "What have you got there??".

  The boy explains it to her, and the little girl replies "Boy!! That's
a handy thing to have along at picnics"!! <BG>

  I would've liked to seen the look on Momma's face when she told her
<LOL!>.

NB>... Sorry, you are not an instant winner.  Try another message.

  Will this tagline suffice??

Daryl


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