Subj : Posts To : BARRY MARTIN From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Sep 17 2019 15:14:00 BM>Hi Daryl! Hi, Barry... BM> DS> The girl thought he said "cadillacs" instead of "cataracts". BM>Really wish people would enunciate! That's like the classic commercial for Sprint Cell Service (they did me dirty years ago, and I'd NEVER got back with them), where apparently this farmer was using "a cheapie cell service". He wanted "a hundred oxen", but the line noise made it sound like he wanted "a hundred dachshund" (can you say "weiner dog stampede"??) . BM>Either the residual effects of the anesthetic -- I'm awake but can't BM>more yet -- or the body not used to the 'new' feet', or you're about to BM>take a long walk off a short pier! You forgot option D -- all of the above. BM> BM>... Kids are like pets: they eat, they poop, they sleep. BM> DS> And, to many folks, their pets are their kids. BM>Better than the other way around! The second dachshund my late wife and I had during our marriage (I re-homed him the day she died), loved licking my hair, likely for the salt lick from the sweat. She lamented "I haven't got the heart to tell your barber how you wash your hair". Daryl * OLX 1.53 * 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33) .