Subj : Eggs! To : BARRY MARTIN From : Daryl Stout Date : Thu Sep 05 2019 09:16:00 BM>Hi Daryl! Hi, Barry... BM> DS> BTDT. I'm about to eat, and it's a commerical for Pepto Bismol. BM> DS> The first thing they ask is "Do you mind if I talk to you BM> DS> about...diarrhea??". There went the appetite. BM>No sh--! That's what happened to this one guy one the beach once. He was in the shower at the gym and he had a cork up his butt. A friend asked him what happened, and he said "I was walking along the beach, and found this bottle. I rubbed it, and out popped a genie...who said 'I can grant you any wish'". His reply was what you said after what I had said...and now you know, the rest of the story. BM>I wonder (rhetorically) how much of this stuff people buy and don't BM>need? Not saying some people don't need digestive tract assistances, BM>but (IMO) normal to have the occasionally discomfort, diarrhea/ BM>constipation. Keyword is _occasional_. While everyone deals with these issues at one time or another, the keyword is "occasional". Obviously, if it's every day, you need to see your gastrointerologist, post haste!! Even on a package of the Immodium tablets, in the WARNINGS section, it notes "Diarrhea May Be Serious". I thought "What was your first clue??!!". Yet, I'd rather have diarrhea than vomiting any day. BM>I'm surprised someone hasn't marketed dulled paper: "edges have been BM>smoothed to reduce those nasty paper cuts!" There's an idea, whose time has come!! It reminds me of a satirical, sarcastic commercial, one of the students in the Radio/TV/Film (RTVF) department at the University Of Arkansas At Little Rock (UALR) did, while I was getting my RTVF degree at UALR. You've no doubt heard of the Norelco razor for shaving. Well, this is a specialized model...Noselco -- gets rid of those unsightly nose hairs. :P Daryl === þ OLX 1.53 þ Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33) .