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To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Mon Nov 26 2018 08:08:00


Hi Daryl!

 BM>And now we know something else about Daryl in the TMI category!!
 DS>   Well, sometimes, the medical people make "dumb requests".
 DS>   A perfect example was the story where this nurse was always
 DS> "baby talking" to this gentleman, and he had just about had
 DS> enough of it.
 DS>   So, he got an idea of how to deal with her!! He ordered a deal
 DS> of Apple Juice, but kept it hidden. When this nurse came in to
 DS> ask for a urine sample, she stepped out to let him "do his
 DS> business". What she didn't know was that he poured the apple
 DS> juice (warm by now) into the cup.
 DS>   When she looked at the "specimen", she groaned "Oh!! A little
 DS> dark!!". Typically, darker urine means you're not getting enough
 DS> fluid through your system.
 DS>   With that, the man grabbed the specimen deal, and said "That's
 DS> OK. I'll run it through again", and drank the liquid.
 DS>   The nurse fainted dead away. <G>

There's a 'better' one in a lab: <details forgotten but essentially>  
technician pokes finger in fecal sample, then licks while rest of 
staff/class looks on and starts gagging.  Trick is to switch fingers!



 BM>... Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer - God
 DS>   Sort of like this outdoor Gospel Concert, and it started
 DS> raining. This Christian woman singer, said "Now, Lord, please
 DS> stop the rain. We're trying to do a concert here". Well, the rain
 DS> got heavier, and the woman is basically "using Scripture to tell
 DS> The Lord that He should stop the rain". At that point, there was
 DS> a huge close lightning strike, the rain was coming down in
 DS> droves, it started hailing, and a nearby weakened earthen dam,
 DS> burst.
 DS>   The woman screamed "God's Answer was NO!! Run for your lives!!" <G>

Took her a while to get the message!

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