Subj : Re: Todays Blooper
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Jul 30 2023 18:36:00

Barry,

 BM> I read of where a dog accompanied his human family to the beach and had
 BM> so much fun (expresseed by tail wagging) the poor thing sprained it's
 BM> tail-wagging muscles.

  That was the first time I had heard of that.

 BM> Yum! Green pieces!

  Only for M&M's.

 DS>   As for the Grinch, I prefer the original one myself.

 BM> Boris Karloff?!

  Yep. I created a takeoff medley for the dachshund my wife and I had
when we were married...

"You're a weiner. Mister Fritz".
"You really are a dog".
"You like salt on your green beans".
"You're a dachshund, oh so mean".
"Mister Fritz". 

  Whenever he'd start begging, I'd start "He's Wishing, and Hoping, and
Praying...that he'll get your food".

  She replied "I don't think so".

  Then I'd say "Because..." -- and she'd reply "That dog is crazy". <G>

Daryl

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