Subj : Todays Blooper
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Fri Jul 28 2023 10:05:00


Hi Daryl!

 DS>  On this day...
 DS>     The local Humane Society chapter is hosting their 4th
 DS>     annual beagle barbeque. Come on and join them in this
 DS>     unique event. Hot dogs will be the featured entree.
 BM> They should have been hosting a dachshund barbecue and serving
 BM> foot-longs!
 DS>   Especially if you count the length of the tail.
                                                      

I thought the tail was for holding like a skewer!


 DS>   I heard of a case where one dachshund was so happy to see his
 DS> owner (who had been away with military service), that the little
 DS> booger wagged his tail so hard, that he sprained it!!

I read of where a dog accompanied his human family to the beach and had 
so much fun (expresseed by tail wagging) the poor thing sprained it's 
tail-wagging muscles.


 BM> ... A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
 DS>   I saw a meme with "the Grinch", holding a dachshund...and the
 DS> little weiner widget was ready to bite the Grinch!!

Yum! Green pieces!


 DS>   As for the Grinch, I prefer the original one myself.

Boris Karloff?!

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