Subj : Re: Todays Blooper To : Barry Martin From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Mar 22 2022 20:22:00 Barry, DS> So much for the game show "I've Got A Secret"...but it gives DS> validity to the saying that "Three Can Keep A Secret, If Two Of DS> Them Are Dead". BM> Third goes off to find a fourth.... That's about it. DS> I've heard stories where a cop was in there, in full uniform, DS> eating... when this thug came in and tried to rob the place. DS> BUSTED!! BM> And was probably hiding in plain sight towards the back. Dumb Dora and Dumb Donald are so dumb...("How Dumb Are They??"). BM> And now I shall return to the Zen of contemplating my navel. Be part of the navel air force...try to force air through your navel. BM> Well the good news is you're still around! (Other items were sent in BM> the e-mail.) Yeah, I sent you a raspberry...although I could've mooned you, and sent a fart. BM> LIS it may be better to switch to other foods. A standard loaf of 99› BM> bread should be classified as a junk food. A nice dense nut-laden BM> 'European-style' bread is more expensive admittedly BUT you'll feel BM> fuller per slice PLUS probably has more nutrition per slice than the BM> whole load of 99› bread. Substitute a slice of cheese (not the BM> between- the-wrapper stuff) for the butter. (Actually butter the sold BM> in quarters kind would be an improvement over the tub of margarine.) I finished off some Tyson chicken nuggets, and have been eating lunch meat sandwiches, with the Buddig lunch meats (very thinly sliced), and I split one piece of cheese...so one pack and one slice gets 2 sandwiches. I also had bought some chocolate chip cookies (Great Valu from Wal-Mart), and some Act II buttered popcorn for snacks. BM> The forecast for today (Monday) is to hit the low 70's -- then a BM> possibility of snow showers on Thursday. It's supposed to be dry here through next Tuesday. DS> Gives a whole new meaning to the term "eat me". :P BM> Watch where you have your fingers wile holding that sandwich! Wash them after fighting with the cat in the litterbox. :P BM> I had to: done toasting the bread, had to move on to the blender. BM> (Yes, I'm fickle that way!) At least they were in the same area. BM> Well sure! ...Semi-obviously you were talking about clearance bin food BM> by the "reasonably good". The quantity and quality work hand-in-hand. I'm a frugal cheapskate. I'm only one step away from being rich...all I need is money. DS> With the fees with transportation, I can't eat out the rest of DS> the month. I may stay home until April. BM> There goes the economy! Well, if my vision starts going, even if they can give medicine to slow the glaucoma and macular degeneration, I'll either have to give up driving at night, or give it up altogether. The latter means "no more independence". BM> LIS they're forecasting show showers for Thursday and then that's BM> probably the last of it for the season. Probably no flooding this year BM> as already in a drought, though one heck of a rain storm can cause BM> flooding as the ground can't absorb it all that fast. They had blizzard conditions in the Texas and Oklahoma panhandles... while at the same time, north central and south central Texas were getting tornadoes. Daryl .... "Somebody left the cork out of my lunch." -W.C. Fields === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (454:1/33) .