Subj : Todays Blooper
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Sat Mar 12 2022 07:50:00


Hi Daryl!

 BM> Was thinking a soup might be better in the long run.

 DS>   I'm just not in the mood for that right now.

 DS>   I think of the joke where this guy is having to undergo surgery
 DS> right before his birthday, and he ends up being hospitalized on
 DS> his birthday.

 DS>   Well, his well meaning friends, trying to cheer him up, send a
 DS> female stripped by for a visit. She walks into the room, with
 DS> only a fur coat on. She gets in there, removes the coat, and
 DS> she's naked as a jaybird!! She says "Happy Birthday!! I'm here to
 DS> give you the Super Sex!!".

 DS>   He looked at her (she was rather attractive), thought a minute,
 DS> and said "I'll have the soup, please". <G>

And now we know what the surgery was on!


 
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