Subj : Todays Blooper
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Tue Mar 08 2022 09:02:00


Hi Daryl!

 DS>   The only thing one should worry about moving each day is their
 DS> bowels. Boy, this thread took a crappy turn in a hurry. :P
 BM> No sh--!  (Everyone expected that!)
 DS>   That's what the exchange was in the men's locker room at the
 DS> gym. One guy saw his friend with a cork up his butt. He asked him
 DS> what that was all about. His friend said "I was walking on the
 DS> beach, and kicked a bottle by mistake. A genie popped out, and
 DS> said 'I can grant you any wish', and I said 'No $h**??'". :P

I think we might need to call this "Ploopers"!


 BM> The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
 BM> They eat your gizzard and spit it out
 BM> Your eyes pop out, your teeth decay
 BM> And that's the end of a wonderful day!
 DS>   You know how to ruin a day before it gets started. :P

Nothing like getting things done first thing in the morning to have the 
rest of the day free!

 
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