Subj : Re: Todays Blooper
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Mar 07 2022 05:59:00

Barry,

 BM> I can hear him delivering that line!  Florida's nice -- I've vacationed
 BM> there -- but think I'll stay up here and break The Old People's Law <g>.
 DS>   The only thing one should worry about moving each day is their
 DS> bowels. Boy, this thread took a crappy turn in a hurry. :P

 BM> No sh--!  (Everyone expected that!)

  That's what the exchange was in the men's locker room at the gym. One
guy saw his friend with a cork up his butt. He asked him what that was
all about. His friend said "I was walking on the beach, and kicked a
bottle by mistake. A genie popped out, and said 'I can grant you any
wish', and I said 'No $h**??'". :P

 BM> The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
 BM> They eat your gizzard and spit it out
 BM> Your eyes pop out, your teeth decay
 BM> And that's the end of a wonderful day!

  You know how to ruin a day before it gets started. :P

Daryl

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