Subj : Todays Blooper
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Wed Mar 02 2022 06:50:00


Hi Daryl!

 DS>     Sermon: The Sin Of Suicide
 DS>     Invitation: Why Do You Wait, Dear Brother?
 BM> The suspense is killing me!
 DS>   And, there's a new cemetery that just opened in town. Folks are
 DS> just dying to enter. <G>
 BM> Wonder if any are wanting to move to the new place?
 DS>   There was a joke on Jerry Seinfeld awhile back (I heard this on
 DS> a ham radio packet net last night)..."My parents retired, so
 DS> they're moving from New York to Florida...It's The Law". <G>

I can hear him delivering that line!  Florida's nice -- I've vacationed
there -- but think I'll stay up here and break The Old People's Law <g>.



 DS>   Houses near the cemetery were having a hard time being sold,
 DS> until the ads noted "quiet neighborhood across the street". <G>

It's so great people are dieing to get in!


 
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