Subj : Re: Todays Blooper
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Jun 23 2021 21:13:00

Barry,

 DS>   If I need penicillin, I'll get an injection.

 BM> Get it fresh: eat moldy bread!

  I'd rather have a barbed wire needle in the butt cheek shot. :P

 DS>   I haven't checked with my local entemologist, or whoever the
 DS> guy is that bugs us. <G>

 BM> I heard it was a fly by night job!

  Terminix and the other bug companies are trying to get me to sign
up for mosquito protection. The thing is, I don't stay outside for
very long, especially around sunset. The only times I go out at
night are for square dancing locally...or in the event of an
emergency. Otherwise, once I get home in the afternoon, I'm IN for
the night.

 BM> Locally ended up with essentially nothing but promises: was windy,
 BM> looked like could storm.  Ended up with barely a tenth of an inch of
 BM> rain. Biggest excitement was the power glitched as I was getting ready
 BM> for bed.  OTOH much rather have than than the damage they had outside
 BM> Chicago.  BTW, I woke up to 49ø this morning!  Dubuque (about 75 miles
 BM> upriver) created a new record low for the date of 44ø!

  They also had tornadoes in the Montreal area.

 BM> Teacher's comment on student's personality: "He was a fine upstanding
 BM> young man."

  Or the dachshund sitting up on his haunches, and the guy's wife says
"Hey, lover boy!! You dropped a Viagra tablet on the floor again". <G>

 BM> ... The insurance guy to Adam & Eve: I see you're not covered.

  That was a nude revelation to them. :P

Daryl

.... Man swallows frog. Doctors fear he might croak.
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