Subj : Todays Blooper To : Daryl Stout From : Barry Martin Date : Sun Jun 20 2021 07:22:00 Hi Daryl! BM> They make blue tortilla chips; want to eat a blue hot dog bun? DS> If it looks like mold, no. Not supposed to. ...Hmmm: start a rumour: he blue colourization was created to cover the mold: if you can't see it....! DS> The male mosquitoes, on the other hand, prefer fruit juice. BM> Unlike many human males! ...(Wait: ferment it!!) DS> Wonder if they prefer it chilled?? Sme like it hot. ...Starring Marilyn Mosquito, Balogna Curtis, Pat O'Butter. DS> So, I guess the male has to get stone drunk, before he finds a DS> woman to make love to?? BM> So he's drinking juice from a fruit with a pit? (A stone.) DS> That could be rather peachy. :P Maybe the male mosquitos go for the fruity umbrella drinks and the female mosquitos go for the hard stuff. DS> And, if I'm not mistaken, mosquito is Spanish for "little DS> fly"...would that also apply to a puny zipper?? :P BM> Some of the styles I've seen..... DS> One time, I put a pair of long underwear on backwards, and DS> didn't realize it. I thought they had sewn the fly shut. Did you also think they were terribly accomodating for keeping warm when going potty?! BM> It hasn't been all that nasty up here - yet. Has gotten to the low BM> 90's, heat indices maybe barely into the 100's. Just wait a couple of BM> weeks! DS> It's already that warm in Little Rock. Strong storm systems approaching eastern Iowa this morning. Currently 63ø and forecast for the upper 80's this afternoon. Yesterday (Saturday) in the upper 90's as ws most of the past week. ¯ BarryMartin3@ ® ¯ @MyMetronet.NET ® .... History classes are only going to get longer & harder as time passes by --- MultiMail/Win32 v0.47 þ wcECHO 4.2 ÷ ILink: The Safe BBS þ Bettendorf, IA --- QScan/PCB v1.20a / 01-0462 * Origin: ILink: CFBBS | cfbbs.no-ip.com | 856-933-7096 (454:1/1) .