Subj : Todays Blooper To : Daryl Stout From : Barry Martin Date : Wed Nov 04 2020 09:31:00 Hi Daryl! DS> I have those set with the FEMA app. BM> Leave that one active! DS> It only allows 5 counties...so for now, I just have Pulaski DS> (Little Rock). At one time, I picked the counties to the DS> northwest, and southwest, as that is how our severe weather DS> usually arrives. Makes sense, though I'd probably add one to the west. DS> To them, denial is de river in Egypt...but then Egypt is what DS> he did to his constituents (he gypped). :P BM> According to the commercials it ends up none of the people running for BM> office are any good. DS> An honest politician doesn't exist. Before the election, they DS> give voters the thumbs up. After they're elected, they flip us DS> off. Pretty much the theme for a lot of the ads: So-and-so promised this and this and when got into office did that and something else. Counter-ad says the opposite, of course, ...Glad they're done and we can start on those for the next election! DS> Like the deal with the warning labels...such as "Cape does not DS> permit user to fly". BM> Sure it does: "I'm flying! I'm flying! ". DS> BM> I'd be looking up the number for 9-1-1 first! DS> Heard in a skit: DS> "My house is on fire!! Call 9-1-1!!". DS> "What's the number??". DS> The blonde can't rememeber the address, so the fire chief asks DS> how they will get there. She replies "Duh!! Big Red Truck!!" . Yeah! You think they're going to arrive in their on cars?! Not enough parking! DS> 2) An amateur radio application called D-Rats, which allows one DS> to send messages, files, and chat in real time. I use that during DS> traffic nets, along with a chat window with a program called DS> Netlogger. This is so in case the reflector goes down, we can DS> move to a backup reflector (used in the mode of D-Star). As long as not D-Moon -- that's the network for Hams inthe proctology profession! DS> Then, you've got the smart-@$$ hams who try to trash you out DS> with funky comments. Like that WX1THDR guy -- aw heck, what's your call sign? DS> I can't understand how these idiots have to walk with their DS> saggy pants. Even if they knew what it meant, they likely DS> wouldn't care. BM> I suppose it's a 'fashion statement'. DS> To put it bluntly, it means they want to be anally sodomized. DS> It was developed in prisons by the homosexuals, to indicate "they DS> were avaialble". A friend of mine, who worked in the prison DS> ministries years ago, verified that. I saw one individual in DS> southwest Little Rock, whose pants were lower than his underwear, DS> and his underwear was partly down, where you could see the pubic DS> hair in the front, and his butt crack in the back. Probably now a general 'advertising for coming attractions'. DS> bedtime. I also bought some strawberry cheesecake donuts. BM> Hmmm, your way sounds more fun; I 'chase' my bedtime med with a calcium BM> supplement. DS> I don't take any other vitamins or medicines...and am not keen DS> on the herbal stuff. I have an over-the-counter calcium supplement prescribed; for a while was also Vitamin D (again OTC) but several years ago found getting into the too-much range (which is a different form of bad) so discontinued the specific but continuing the adjunct (so no more Vit D itself but to continue to Calcium with D). BM> ... Odd Pick-Up Line: If you were a booger I'd pick you first. DS> Hawker Green, digging for gold!! :P I'm not picking my nose; I'm pointing to my brain! ¯ BarryMartin3@ ® ¯ @MyMetronet.NET ® .... KEEP STARING... I MAY DO A TRICK. --- MultiMail/Win32 v0.47 þ wcECHO 4.2 ÷ ILink: The Safe BBS þ Bettendorf, IA --- QScan/PCB v1.20a / 01-0462 * Origin: ILink: CFBBS | cfbbs.no-ip.com | 856-933-7096 (454:1/1) .