Subj : Re: Todays Blooper To : Barry Martin From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Nov 03 2020 07:03:00 Barry, DS> I have those set with the FEMA app. BM> Leave that one active! It only allows 5 counties...so for now, I just have Pulaski (Little Rock). At one time, I picked the counties to the northwest, and southwest, as that is how our severe weather usually arrives. DS> To them, denial is de river in Egypt...but then Egypt is what DS> he did to his constituents (he gypped). :P BM> According to the commercials it ends up none of the people running for BM> office are any good. An honest politician doesn't exist. Before the election, they give voters the thumbs up. After they're elected, they flip us off. DS> Like the deal with the warning labels...such as "Cape does not DS> permit user to fly". BM> Sure it does: "I'm flying! I'm flying! ". DS> BM> I'd be looking up the number for 9-1-1 first! Heard in a skit: "My house is on fire!! Call 9-1-1!!". "What's the number??". The blonde can't rememeber the address, so the fire chief asks how they will get there. She replies "Duh!! Big Red Truck!!" . DS> the RAT. And, I use a ham radio digital mode called D-Rats. But, DS> I didn't want them moving in. BM> Maybe they just got confused! If I wanted politicians moving in, I would've invited them. To me, the only "rats" I like are: 1) Templeton, in "Charlotte's Web" (the voice was done by Paul Lynde). 2) An amateur radio application called D-Rats, which allows one to send messages, files, and chat in real time. I use that during traffic nets, along with a chat window with a program called Netlogger. This is so in case the reflector goes down, we can move to a backup reflector (used in the mode of D-Star). Then, you've got the smart-@$$ hams who try to trash you out with funky comments. DS> I can't understand how these idiots have to walk with their DS> saggy pants. Even if they knew what it meant, they likely DS> wouldn't care. BM> I suppose it's a 'fashion statement'. To put it bluntly, it means they want to be anally sodomized. It was developed in prisons by the homosexuals, to indicate "they were avaialble". A friend of mine, who worked in the prison ministries years ago, verified that. I saw one individual in southwest Little Rock, whose pants were lower than his underwear, and his underwear was partly down, where you could see the pubic hair in the front, and his butt crack in the back. DS> bedtime. I also bought some strawberry cheesecake donuts. BM> Hmmm, your way sounds more fun; I 'chase' my bedtime med with a calcium BM> supplement. I don't take any other vitamins or medicines...and am not keen on the herbal stuff. DS> Especially considering how folks drive around here. BM> They're just trying to avoid the raindrops! Must be. BM> ... Odd Pick-Up Line: If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Hawker Green, digging for gold!! :P Daryl .... Frogs are smart. They eat what bugs them. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33) .