Subj : Todays Blooper
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Wed Oct 14 2020 10:21:00


Hi Daryl!

 DS>     Blue Ridge Septic Services will sponsor the church's
 DS>     candy booth at the Fall Festival.
 BM> Gee, I was hoping they'd sponsor the dunk tank!!
 DS>   Only if the politicians got to be dunked. <BG>
 BM> Since they're full of it on the inside may as well be covered on the
 BM> outside!
 DS>   Having brown hair and eyes are a dead giveaway. :P

And get a nice brown tan for the skin!


 DS> ... If I eat beans and onions, will I make tear gas??

Hmm: previous message in my sequence had a section on
gastroenterologists -- wonder if I made a broth of this...!!!


 
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