Subj : Re: Warning Labels
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Oct 05 2020 07:26:00

Barry,

 DS>   Or on a Superman costume: "Cape does not permit user to fly".

 BM> With a kid I could sort of see that: imagination is a great force!

  And, they are so impressionable.

 DS>   As the saying goes, duct tape can't fix stupid, but it masks
 DS> the noise.

 BM> Just remember to also bind the hands so they can't gesture!

  As Rose Marie said to Peter Marshall on Hollywood Squares, when asked
about gestures "You ask me another question about being old, and I'll
give you a gesture you'll never forget"!! <G>

 BM> ... Insert diskette in Drive C:.  Press [ENTER] to continue.

  One woman (a blonde??) thought her 3.5" floppy drive was an ATM, and
she couldn't figure out why her credit card transaction wouldn't process.

Daryl

.... Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza?
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