Subj : Re: Music
To   : Mike Dippel
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Dec 01 2021 21:23:00

Mike,

 MD> I was going to try playing it again last year.  A friend of mine for
 MD> the local Organ and Keyboard Club loaned me one of his accordians.  I
 MD> even purchased a music stand for the sheet music.  Long story short, I
 MD> now had a music stand, but never even pulled the instrument from the
 MD> case.  After about 3 months, I gave it back to him.  I feel more
 MD> comfortable on the organ, and will play for anyone that will listen.

  That reminds me of 2 cute memes, and a cute joke about the church organist.

  The first meme had the organist who had just fired her shotgun in church, 
and she screamed "Anyone else want to complain about my playing??". <G>

  The second meme was with the old Monkeyshines Calendar, and this female
chimpanzee dressed up as the organist, and the caption noted "Would you 
believe I've never had a lesson in my life??". <G>

  The joke had the preacher visit the home of the elderly lady who was
the church organist. As she goes to the kitchen to get some snacks and
beverages, he notices a bowl of water on the organ, and in it, is a
condom.

  The preacher is obviously embarrassed, and he finally asked the lady
what that's all about.

  She replied "I was out walking one day, and found this package on
the ground. It said "put on organ, keep wet, helps prevent infection".
Then, she said "Pastor, I haven't been sick in 3 years!!".

  The preacher fainted dead away. <BG>

Daryl

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