Subj : Ten Commandments Of Square Dancing
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Arelor
Date : Wed Jun 16 2021 02:48:38

  Re: Ten Commandments Of Square Dancing
  By: Daryl Stout to All on Wed Jun 16 2021 12:04 am

 >  6. You shall bathe diligently, that the sweet aroma of soap and shaving
 >     lotion may assail the nostrils of your associates. You shall similarly
 >     take care that words of your mouth are not scented with strong smelling
 >     herbs such as beer. Men shall wear long-sleeved shirts that their arms
 >     may be more pleasant to grasp.
 > 

I like this one, actually. I recommend premium donkey milk soap from Sys Lab: the socially
acceptable way of having equine odour on yourself while fending off the effects of age on your
skin. That, and some Lacer products for the bad breath. Too bad my e-commerce just crashed because
I would spam a link :-)

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