Subj : My kid's car was stolen off of a college campus
To   : Greenlfc
From : Ogg
Date : Thu Jul 29 2021 23:52:00

Hello Greenlfc!

** On Thursday 29.07.21 - 14:40, Greenlfc wrote to Avon:

 G> My kid's car was stolen off of a college campus.  Something
 G> like eight months later...

 G> ...We later determined that they Dukes of Hazzard-ed it off
 G> the hill by looking at the tire marks and the spot where
 G> the driver cracked their head on the windshield :D.

 G> The cop never even went down and checked it, he said, "if
 G> you find a body or anything, let us know," and took off.

Funny that the cops showed little to no concern for clues of a  
suspect.

 G> ..insurance wouldn't cover it,...

Not surprised. Insurance companies will always look for an  
excuse if anything doesn't appear normal.

 G> [...] sold it to a couple of demolition derby guys for
 G> $200, so that was something at least.

A reasonable outcome!

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