Subj : Mild Amusement
To   : Anyone
From : Spectre
Date : Fri Apr 29 2022 12:50:00

Not sure where I found this...

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Man: A guy just got hit by a car, he needs an ambulance.

Operator: What's your location?

Man: I'm on Eucalyptus St,

Operator: Can you spell that for me?

Man: (Awkward long pause.)

Operator: Sir? Are you there?

Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine Street and call straight back.


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