Subj : Mystic Pi Year of the Rabbit
To   : All
From : Mystic Pi BBS
Date : Sat Dec 09 2023 02:02:02

 _________________________________________
/ When alerted to an intrusion by         \
| tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm    |
| yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If |
| hostile, kill him.                      |
|                                         |
| Step number 3 is of particular          |
| importance. If you leave the guy alive  |
| out of misguided softheartedness, he    |
| will repay your generosity of spirit by |
| suing you for causing his subsequent    |
| paraplegia and seek to force you to     |
| support him for the rest of his rotten  |
| life. In court he will plead that he    |
| was depressed because society had       |
| failed him, and that he was looking for |
| Mother Teresa for comfort and to offer  |
| his services to the poor. In that       |
| lawsuit, you will lose. If, on the      |
| other hand, you kill him, the most that |
| you can expect is that a relative will  |
| bring a wrongful death action. You will |
| have two advantages: first, there be    |
| only your story; forget Mother Teresa.  |
| Second, even if you lose, how much      |
| could the bum's life be worth anyway? A |
| Lot less than 50 years worth of         |
| paralysis. Don't play George Bush and   |
| Saddam Hussein. Finish the job.         |
|                                         |
| -- G. Gordon Liddy's "Forbes" column on |
\ personal security                       /
 -----------------------------------------
  \
   \ 
      //   //
     (")  (")
   *(__)  (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
 * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

.