Subj : Mystic Pi Year of the Rabbit
To   : All
From : Mystic Pi BBS
Date : Sat Jun 17 2023 02:02:02

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/ You know you're in trouble when... (1)  \
| You've been at work for an hour before  |
| you notice that your                    |
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| skirt is caught in your pantyhose.      |
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| Especially if you're a man. (2) Your    |
| blind date turns out to be your         |
| ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check      |
| bounces. (4) You put both contact       |
| lenses in the same eye. (5) Your wife   |
| says, "Good morning, Bill" and your     |
| name is George. (6) You wake up to the  |
| soothing sound of flowing water... the  |
| day                                     |
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| after you bought a waterbed. (7) You go |
| on your honeymoon to a remote little    |
| hotel and the desk                      |
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| clerk, bell hop, and manager have a     |
| "Welcome Back" party                    |
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\ for your spouse.                        /
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