Subj : Mystic Pi Year of the Rabbit To : All From : Mystic Pi BBS Date : Sat Jun 03 2023 02:02:03 _________________________________________ / The Worst Bank Robbery \ | | | In August 1975 three men were on their | | way in to rob the Royal Bank of | | Scotland at Rothesay, when they got | | stuck in the revolving doors. They had | | to be helped free by the staff and, | | after thanking everyone, sheepishly | | left the building. | | | | A few minutes later they returned and | | announced their intention of robbing | | the bank, but none of the staff | | believed them. When they demanded 5,000 | | pounds in cash, the head cashier | | laughed at them, convinced that it was | | a practical joke. | | | | Then one of the men jumped over the | | counter, but fell to the floor | | clutching his ankle. The other two | | tried to make their getaway, but got | \ trapped in the revolving doors again. / ----------------------------------------- \ \ // // (") (") *(__) (__)* --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32) * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145) .