Subj : Mystic Pi Year of the Tiger
To   : All
From : Mystic Pi BBS
Date : Tue Dec 06 2022 02:02:02

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/ Keep in mind always the four constant   \
| Laws of Frisbee:                        |
|                                         |
| (1) The most powerful force in the      |
| world is that of a disc                 |
|                                         |
| straining to land under a car, just out |
| of reach (this                          |
|                                         |
| force is technically termed "car        |
| suck").                                 |
|                                         |
| (2) Never precede any maneuver by a     |
| comment more predictive                 |
|                                         |
| than "Watch this!"                      |
|                                         |
| (3) The probability of a Frisbee        |
| hitting something is directly           |
|                                         |
| proportional to the cost of hitting it. |
| For instance, a                         |
|                                         |
| Frisbee will always head directly       |
| towards a policeman or                  |
|                                         |
| a little old lady rather than the beat  |
| up Chevy.                               |
|                                         |
| (4) Your best throw happens when no one |
| is watching; when the                   |
|                                         |
| cute girl you've been trying to impress |
| is watching, the                        |
|                                         |
| Frisbee will invariably bounce out of   |
| your hand or hit you                    |
|                                         |
\ in the head and knock you silly.        /
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       |           
   (^-====-/^) 
    > === //<          ,.---..__
  :== q^^p ==:    ,...-  |   |' '.
  \__  qp ___/~.-   |   , || /   '-._______ __.":
     ^---^    | |    |     |/   .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
        :| |  |    | '  /   /  {/
       /  /       |    /       \ 
      ,      /   |    / __' \  \
     -    |     |    *~     /\  \
   ^^  - / -  '---'''''' |  | \  \
  |   -^^   |  |         |  |  |  |
  dddd      |  |         |  | dddd
            |  |        dddd  
           dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
 * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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