Subj : Mystic Pi Year of the Ox
To   : All
From : Mystic Pi BBS
Date : Thu Feb 03 2022 02:07:08

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/ Q: What's the contour integral around \
| Western Europe? A: Zero, because all  |
| the Poles are in Eastern Europe!      |
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| Addendum: Actually, there ARE some    |
| Poles in Western Europe, but they     |
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| are removable!                        |
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| Q: An English mathematician (I forgot |
| who) was asked by his                 |
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| very religious colleague: Do you      |
| believe in one God? A: Yes, up to     |
| isomorphism!                          |
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| Q: What is a compact city? A: It's a  |
| city that can be guarded by finitely  |
| many near-sighted                     |
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| policemen!                            |
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\ -- Peter Lax                          /
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                 |  | / /              |  | |   mmm
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                 | |   \ \            // / /
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                /  |    |_/         /_|
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--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
 * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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