Subj : Re: How big a fork do you need? To : All From : LunaticFringe@The.Edge Date : Thu Jan 31 2019 19:19:40 Path: eternal-september.org!reader01.eternal-september.org!reader02.eternal-september ..org!news.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!mx04.eternal-septemb er.org!mx04.eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-september.org!newsfeed.hal-mli ..net!feeder3.hal-mli.net!newsfeed.hal-mli.net!feeder1.hal-mli.net!news.alt.net From: Checkmate Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,soc.penpals,dfw.general Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need? Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2012 20:34:35 -0700 Organization: Checkmate's Discount House of Spatulas, Seattle, WA Lines: 147 Message-ID: References: <1avh58huh6dcrdqm3pg6cgl86345bucdqf@4ax.com> <65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> <294m58tm65p1ivj9san3v5citjvegk1ehv@4ax.com> <5c55ca820de4629ceaed8280e175bebc@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> <2cin5858poa4ouc13v73h81396s8ksch3i@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-15" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4 X-Report-abuse-to: Law offices of Neener, Neener, and Neener; 2122 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60614 X-mail-to: RickSabian1ATgmailDOTcom X-KotAGoR: 34 X-Face: "1Qp#I]~2CfG^KuO6DYa"W^\rBmZ#*T>hALHx=*cDa(DW}V$q($#lR[U! rWtU#G4"QSqx//F&XDz >On 9/20/2012 8:00 PM, Checkmate wrote: >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >> Checkmate! >> >> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >> >> >>> >>> On Fri, 21 Sep 2012 03:02:04 +0200, "Keebert" wrote: >>> >>>> In article >>>> Checkmate wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >>>>> Checkmate! >>>>> >>>>> First, check out what Cujo DeSockpuppet said: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Checkmate wrote in >>>>>> news:MPG.2ac4cf8057b3c91698c09d@news.alt.net: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts >>>>>>> by Checkmate! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:08:23 +0200, "Marv Thompson" >>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> In article<65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> >>>>>>>>> Lady Veteran wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:21:12 -0700, The Verminator >>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >>>>>>>>>>> posts by Checkmate! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >>>>>>>>>>>>> posts by Checkmate! >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lady Veteran wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> utensils they use? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouth. They'd at least get a small increase in exercise. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fritz, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Germans during the cold war? Would you like me to put your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> name out amongst my friends in Europe to find out? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be my guest. While you're at it, you can ask them if they >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have any forks left over from the stalags and if they will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> send you some. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How >>>>>>>>>>>>>> NICE of you to look after my financial well being...NOT> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm in the market for such a fork. Do you offer free shipping? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy >>>>>>>>>>>> Grail. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Do you know where I can buy a ladder to escape from the Vermin >>>>>>>>>>> Tank? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I can provide one if you promise to behave yourself. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> That's very charitable of you Ms. LV. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I thought so. We will see how long he can behave. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'll bet I'm the first person to ever get paroled from LV's Vermin >>>>>>> File. >>>>>> >>>>>> Don't let the k00k fool you, it's really just a phantom killfile. You'll >>>>>> be back in "it" when she loses the argument. >>>>> >>>>> Nope, I plan to kiss her ass and remain free. >>>> >>>> What what I hear that's an awful big ass. >>> >>> The only ass in this conversation is you. If you believe bullshit you >>> will become bullshit. >>> >>> LV >> >> (I ain't sayin' shit...) >> >Checky, yer such an ass-kisser. Heh... -- Checkmate KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2012 all rights reserved "There are many here among us... who feel that life is but a joke." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.1 * Origin: Prison Board BBS Mesquite Tx //telnet.RDFIG.NET www. (1:124/5013) .