Subj : Re: How big a fork do you need? To : All From : cyber@dev.not Date : Thu Jan 31 2019 19:19:40 Path: eternal-september.org!reader01.eternal-september.org!reader02.eternal-september ..org!news.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!mx04.eternal-septemb er.org!mx04.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: captain crunch Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,soc.penpals,dfw.general Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need? Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2012 17:49:29 -0600 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 103 Message-ID: References: <90a9e08dc86690f809ae14cd9239266a@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> <8dccd31b0a061327bb20866d6335c1d1@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> <1avh58huh6dcrdqm3pg6cgl86345bucdqf@4ax.com> <65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> <294m58tm65p1ivj9san3v5citjvegk1ehv@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-15; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:49:21 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: mx04.eternal-september.org; posting-host="3dbde306c56c5a57957bdf2b64f00101"; logging-data="6923"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX19biw6XT9nmnEn9DYWwjP2pEONGgs3adyo=" User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:10.0.7) Gecko/20120824 Thunderbird/10.0.7 In-Reply-To: Cancel-Lock: sha1:FwPlo2fYxTY+iuTMLB1e97QvbCk= Xref: news.eternal-september.org soc.support.fat-acceptance:6161 soc.penpals:5149 dfw.general:403 On 9/20/2012 5:00 PM, Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! > > First, check out what Cujo DeSockpuppet said: > > >> >> Checkmate wrote in >> news:MPG.2ac4cf8057b3c91698c09d@news.alt.net: >> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts >>> by Checkmate! >>> >>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>> >>> >>>> >>>> On Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:08:23 +0200, "Marv Thompson" >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> In article<65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> >>>>> Lady Veteran wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:21:12 -0700, The Verminator >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >>>>>>> posts by Checkmate! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator >>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >>>>>>>>> posts by Checkmate! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> In article >>>>>>>>>>> Lady Veteran wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating >>>>>>>>>>>>> utensils they use? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to >>>>>>>>>>>>> mouth. They'd at least get a small increase in exercise. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Fritz, >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest >>>>>>>>>>>> Germans during the cold war? Would you like me to put your >>>>>>>>>>>> name out amongst my friends in Europe to find out? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Be my guest. While you're at it, you can ask them if they >>>>>>>>>>> have any forks left over from the stalags and if they will >>>>>>>>>>> send you some. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How >>>>>>>>>> NICE of you to look after my financial well being...NOT> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I'm in the market for such a fork. Do you offer free shipping? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy >>>>>>>> Grail. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Do you know where I can buy a ladder to escape from the Vermin >>>>>>> Tank? >>>>>> >>>>>> I can provide one if you promise to behave yourself. >>>>>> >>>>>> LV >>>>> >>>>> That's very charitable of you Ms. LV. >>>> >>>> I thought so. We will see how long he can behave. >>> >>> I'll bet I'm the first person to ever get paroled from LV's Vermin >>> File. >> >> Don't let the k00k fool you, it's really just a phantom killfile. You'll >> be back in "it" when she loses the argument. > > Nope, I plan to kiss her ass and remain free. > That could be a lifelong job, large as it is... --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.1 * Origin: Prison Board BBS Mesquite Tx //telnet.RDFIG.NET www. (1:124/5013) .