Subj : Re: How big a fork do you need? To : All From : LunaticFringe@The.Edge Date : Thu Jan 31 2019 19:19:40 Path: eternal-september.org!reader01.eternal-september.org!reader02.eternal-september ..org!news.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!mx04.eternal-septemb er.org!mx04.eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-september.org!newsfeed.hal-mli ..net!feeder3.hal-mli.net!newsfeed.hal-mli.net!feeder1.hal-mli.net!news.alt.net From: Checkmate Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,soc.penpals,dfw.general Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need? Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2012 07:59:13 -0700 Organization: Checkmate's Discount House of Spatulas, Seattle, WA Lines: 103 Message-ID: References: <90a9e08dc86690f809ae14cd9239266a@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> <8dccd31b0a061327bb20866d6335c1d1@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> <1avh58huh6dcrdqm3pg6cgl86345bucdqf@4ax.com> <65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-15" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4 X-Report-abuse-to: Law offices of Neener, Neener, and Neener; 2122 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60614 X-mail-to: RickSabian1ATgmailDOTcom X-KotAGoR: 34 X-Face: "1Qp#I]~2CfG^KuO6DYa"W^\rBmZ#*T>hALHx=*cDa(DW}V$q($#lR[U! rWtU#G4"QSqx//F&XDz >On Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:31:57 -0700, The Verminator > wrote: > >>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >>Checkmate! >> >>First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >> >> >>> >>>On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:21:12 -0700, The Verminator >>> wrote: >>> >>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >>>>Checkmate! >>>> >>>>First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>>On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>Checkmate! >>>>>> >>>>>>First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>In article >>>>>>>>Lady Veteran wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating >>>>>>>>> >utensils they use? >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> >A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to mouth. >>>>>>>>> >They'd at least get a small increase in exercise. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Fritz, >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest Germans >>>>>>>>> during the cold war? Would you like me to put your name out amongst my >>>>>>>>> friends in Europe to find out? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Be my guest. While you're at it, you can ask them if they have >>>>>>>>any forks left over from the stalags and if they will send you >>>>>>>>some. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How NICE of >>>>>>>you to look after my financial well being...NOT> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>LV >>>>>> >>>>>>I'm in the market for such a fork. Do you offer free shipping? >>>>> >>>>>Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy Grail. >>>>> >>>>>LV >>>> >>>>Do you know where I can buy a ladder to escape from the Vermin Tank? >>> >>>I can provide one if you promise to behave yourself. >>> >>>LV >> >>My word is my bond. I mean, I wouldn't mind staying here, but it's >>overcrowded and it smells bad. > >OK. You be a good boy and you can come out to play. > >LV YAY! -- Checkmate KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2012 all rights reserved "There are many here among us... who feel that life is but a joke." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.1 * Origin: Prison Board BBS Mesquite Tx //telnet.RDFIG.NET www. (1:124/5013) .