Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Jul 13 2023 01:01:18

One if by LAN, two if by C.  - Paul Revere, as told by John Karwoski

Dragons and Drakes and Wurms, oh my!!

Grows on you, doesn't it?  Almost creepy.  <grin> - Anna Steven

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted.

Old age: You stop looking forward to your next birthday.

Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a combination lock

Round up the usual suspects!

Cinderella DOS: "Mouse driver not found - pumpkin halted

Cling tightly to your ethics...up til you hear your price

ACADEMY(n): modern school where football is taught

When life hands you lemons, buy an Uzi.

You're a Redneck If Ur porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.

Jumbo shrimp?  Let us examine this concept more closely

Relax, I'm on top of the situation. - 007 (Diamonds Are Forever)

Mom asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."

Def: Bill Clinton: Elmer Fudd without the grip on reality

Karma Cookies: Made with Honey from Blessed Bees

You're just not Academy material. Sisko

Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload

For birds of God were meant to pair/The two to complete the whole. Koresh

Revenue Canada employees DO IT to everyone.

Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec

Coffee sprayed everywhere on this one!

Barbycue: a queue of Barby dolls

When encryption devices are outlawed, only EE39#PQOUDKE51275KK&!JKDXBP

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