Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Jul 04 2023 01:01:20

What's wrong with a waiting period before you publish a newspaper, while the government checks the facts?

Economy isn't in a recession, it's "growth-challenged"

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered

Fashion Faux Pas --    Ankle bracelets AND corn pads

Three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, & Press Releases

His act warrents death. Spock-2 re Chekov-2

URA Redneck If Ur mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos

A cartrated hog says, ruint, ruint, ruint!

How's that thought for you?

Veni, Vidi, Vice-versa...I came, I saw, I saw, I came

Hint for Mom:  Point out that your granddaughter has your eyes

The sand is like a razor/Slashing at my face...  Utopia's "Caravan" 

Maybe it went with the cup and spoon...:)

You know it's serious, when the walls want to be "close to you"

Kwyjibo..a big dumb balding North American ape..with no chin.. - Bart

Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!

*  <-- Tribble  -*-  <-- Flying Tribble

MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs

One shaft of light that shows the way, No mortal man can win this day. - Queen

Hehehehehe.2400 bps sucks!  Huh Ahuhhuhhuh - V.Bis and Baudhead

XGA users, it's time to upgrade.

Clinton had a reality check.  It bounced.

 <|-)  User is Chinese

Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard

Liberalism -- society's version of a computer virus.

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