Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Jun 28 2023 01:01:26

Our world:  A 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt

ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

Vivian Tse said "OJ and Barney" While Staring amazedily at SPAM!

Fate had tried to conceal him by naming him Williams.

Zaphod Beeblebrox in `96! Two heads are better than one!

Yo'momma so fat when she steps on a scale it read one at a time, please.

Liberalism - society's version of a computer virus.

Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.  Even with a chainsaw.

Ever dreamed that you were awake...  And were TIRED the next day?

"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95

WYSLRN: What You See Looks Really Neat [describes the Andrew ez editor]

We need more unemployed politicians.

You'd be good on Televisionthen I could turn you off.

We need perfection in our lives  We need *perfect* Taglines!

No - I have not grown roots into this chair!

Your time has run out!, Insert coin to continue

You're a NetHack addict if... You're running out of names for your pet. 

$5.00 rebate on your next tagline purchase.

Just in. UFO takes Orville... More after the League game.

Life with pets is never dull.

Power (L)user!

Law of Combat: Try to look unimportant D the enemy may be low on ammo

This is Fonzie of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated... heyyyyy! Whoooaaaa!!!!

Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.

Hey, Beavis and Butt-head, I'm NOT laughing.

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