Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jun 10 2023 01:01:20

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

>DING!<  Humorous tagline found, initiating theft sequence.

Kindly relocate to a theological area of eternal flames!

God now ends his broadcast day

What does ignorant mean?

Cthulhu loves you, on a Ritz cracker.

Oxymoron: wickedly nice

Vodka + milk of magnesia = Phillips screwdriver

XMAS  NARCISSISTIC::::Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 

XPR: eXecute PRogrammer

Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?

*    <- Tribble    *** *** ***    <- Tribble drill team.

Goulet!  This guy's a pig...and so are you.  Did you program this guy?

Orange Juice! The Life's Blood of Florida!

No, Orville, put down that gun!

Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal

Error:  Keybored.  Please do something interesting.

Reality-O-Meter [\....] yep, I thought so

Kiki's delivery service:  Letter bombs to Carl Macek 30% off.

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions

My only regret is, MacLeod, you'll only die once. - Kinkaid

"I just love Chinese food", said Tom wantonly.

Just push my food under the door honey, I'm busy!!!

SMACK activates any Friday

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

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