Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Jun 05 2023 01:13:10

Life could be so much easier if we could just look at the source code

Stonehenge was really a prehistoric gay bar

recipes are like the footnotes to messages.

You Aren't A Kid Any More When: Your back goes out more than you do

Ura Redneck If U refer to the fifth grade as 'my senior year.'

Zebra:  the largest size bra

Please stop picking your nose and reply to this message

A wolf by any other name is still a slinky

Def: PORNOGRAPHY: The business of making vinyl recordings

Zoroastrianism            sh*t happens half the time

Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit

J. William Marriott, Jr., CEO, Marriott Corp., was an Eagle Scout.

<snicker snort>

ZAP! That was *not* manual override.  -- Data

Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed. Jong

Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense

A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her.

The Whispered Rule: People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Give the man a cigar -- Amanda

Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated.

Reality seems to be a constant intrusion on my dreams!

What hurts more, Ben, your conscience or your ribs? Sheriff Buck

You can say this for death and taxes: when you are done with one, you're done with the other

Press <Z< for a special surprise.........(click)

"I don't like Mondays."  - Bob Geldoff & The Boomtown Rats

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